How to be the perfect guy

What amounts to a perfect guy? This is not the question you should ask ur male buddy over a cup of joe or teh tarik in ur fav mamaks. This is a question u ask the ladies.

Trust me when i say this, no one knows what a girl wants other than the girl herself. And here I am giving u, dear male readers the ultimate guide to being the most sought after guy in town.

1. Be sensitive, but never be too sensitive.

We need a guy to understand how emotional and fickle v girls could be but we don't need a guy to cry with us or get over touchy feely whenever v talk about the emo stuff. It makes us feel creepy about the whole thing. Make is short and simple that you u understand what's going on and u are always available to help but do not start telling your own sob story or share ur own emo state.

2. Please dress up.

When we say we don't really care about how you look, please consider that again. We lied. Who would ever walk out with a guy wearing slippers and tennis shorts and a shirt that's a size too small when we can go out with a fashionably correct guy? Don't get me wrong, I'm not telling u to go change ur whole wardrobe and get some new hot trends. I'm telling u to dress appropriately according to the situation. Make yourself feel comfortable without being too shabby.

3. Be a handy man once in a while.

Some ppl may say you're taking advantage but I call it being an opportunist. V girls love it when u offer ur help. Be it that you are giving us a ride "and I do mean a literal ride in ur car, naughty naughty" or even coming over to help carry the heavy bag of groceries.

4. Be polite.

No no no, not the politically correct speech u use when u address an important situation or business meet up. V really don't like it when u get all smart ass and start passing comments about things. Be the gentleman and say nice things. V are ladies, v like sweet things.

5. Keep ur promises.

Please put this as the first thing in ur mind when u want to bag a girl home. When u say ur going to be there please be there. V take it seriously when u say ur going to do something. It might mean very little to you but we are women. We may link ur bad behavior to the future we might/ might not have with you.

6. Sometimes, act cute too.

V are lying when v say we don't like guys acting cute in front of us. Come one, who could resist a cute guy making puppy dog eyes at us when they want something? That's like the next best thing to getting a good ice cream cone.

7. Please do not be a stingy cat or a spend thrift.

We don't really like it when v find out vr going out with someone that seems to ask us to split the bill or ask us to pay everything. Like Chris Rock says "to ask a girl to use her purse totally dries up the pus*y. It's like the purse is directly linked to a girl's pu**y." You shouldn't be a spend thrift too. If u are, v may link u to a bad savings account and the fact that u might have debts.

Next best and most important thing, when v grumble pls listen. Vr not good with trying to relate what we want to say sometimes. We just want you to listen and show that you are paying us some attention. It means a lot to us.

Anyway, until the next time, dear readers.

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