I think I've encountered quite a few in my life either alone or with a friend or loved one. They come in any shapes n sizes, big hole small holes.Any holes.
1. The parking A hole.
You come back from ur shopping trip n wants to park ur car in ur usual parking spot designated for u under ur apartment/flat/residence parking lot n an A hole decided to block ur paking by parking vertically just in front of it. When u have honked a long time...two a holes came out n one of them gives u the look. U know the look: A hole B comes out walking like a million dollars n looks at u as though u just created a big scene?
2. Ur in a tuna packed bus with a lot of smelly passengers n this A hole lost his balance; topples onto u but regained his balance. Instead of saying sorry; he TSKED! Yes, u know the kinda sound A holes make when they got annoyed and hits his tongue on the roof of their mouths? Yeah that kinda sound. Not to mention the look.
3. The shopping A hole.
When u walk in a shopping mall or anywhere else in the world near the grocery aisle...it could happen to both sexes mind u.
If ur a girl~u walk past a couple n the guy smiles at u in a polite way; u smile back n the girlfriend sees it. She gives u THE LOOK and then linked her arms quite suddenly through her boyfriend's and starts walking off like u just pissed her off.
If ur a guy~the couple walks past u n the girl smiles at u n u smiled back politely. The guy gives u THE LOOK n then acts like a Cicada in heat before stomping off with his arms around hsi girlfriend like he's a moose that just won a fight.
4. The Library A hole
Ur planning to do some reading and catch up on some work n these idiots decided to make a lot of noise while strumming up a rhythm. The librarian remains oblivious until u step up and tells on them.
The librarian chases them out n when they walked past u, they give u THE LOOK.
5. The working A hole.
The colleague asks u for ur OPINION. Yes opinion, not like u told her u knew everything. U gave her ur OPINION n the A hole decides to follow whatever u said without so much as a second thought. Once things go wrong she blames it on u n start spreading news about how u were trying to screw her up n gives u THE LOOK.
2. Ur in a tuna packed bus with a lot of smelly passengers n this A hole lost his balance; topples onto u but regained his balance. Instead of saying sorry; he TSKED! Yes, u know the kinda sound A holes make when they got annoyed and hits his tongue on the roof of their mouths? Yeah that kinda sound. Not to mention the look.
3. The shopping A hole.
When u walk in a shopping mall or anywhere else in the world near the grocery aisle...it could happen to both sexes mind u.
If ur a girl~u walk past a couple n the guy smiles at u in a polite way; u smile back n the girlfriend sees it. She gives u THE LOOK and then linked her arms quite suddenly through her boyfriend's and starts walking off like u just pissed her off.
If ur a guy~the couple walks past u n the girl smiles at u n u smiled back politely. The guy gives u THE LOOK n then acts like a Cicada in heat before stomping off with his arms around hsi girlfriend like he's a moose that just won a fight.
4. The Library A hole
Ur planning to do some reading and catch up on some work n these idiots decided to make a lot of noise while strumming up a rhythm. The librarian remains oblivious until u step up and tells on them.
The librarian chases them out n when they walked past u, they give u THE LOOK.
5. The working A hole.
The colleague asks u for ur OPINION. Yes opinion, not like u told her u knew everything. U gave her ur OPINION n the A hole decides to follow whatever u said without so much as a second thought. Once things go wrong she blames it on u n start spreading news about how u were trying to screw her up n gives u THE LOOK.
I'm sure it happened to u before. Share with me if u have.It should be interesting. Laugh it off if u happen to be in that situation. These A holes don't go far. They'll always be A holes.
heh. the 1st A hole that we encountered not long ago.
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