Silly Nit Nat~

I know I know...that looked pretty lame for a blog post title right?I don't know why and when this Nit Nat nick name started sticking but it just did you know,thanks to a couple of not-so-funny photographer friends that loved giving ppl some silly names LOL.But they do have good work though,as far as pictures go,I like their work most=p (just in case ur reading this,I'm not stating ur names so don't start taking defamation suits against me)

I'm sure most of you have been through at least 10 or 20 silly situations in ur life. Silly situations as in U being the object of total silliness/idiocy/subject of a joke/ridicule~

Unlike most ppl,I am subject to loads of these situations. I totally bank in on embarrassing myself. There is no particular reason why this befalls me more than others but yeah,I guess I am terribly jinxed with silly situations.

I also have a trait of uttering totally silly words and statements sometimes.Yeah,they pop out of my mouth like a train when I least expect it. The other night I was thinking of buying some supplements (don't ask me what); and I saw a few brands on display. Thinking I was really smart, I wanted to go for the cheapest brand on the market and tried to rationalize it by saying "Hey isn't this brand like really GOOD. It's on TV all the time~"

Now that wouldn't seem so bad if I were a kid who gets all excited over a brand being advertised a lot on tv but I wasn't so. Now it only made me seem extremely shallow.Darn the idiot box for making me watch adverts!

Sometime like last week, I was talking to a friend on the phone. He asked me for advice regarding the perfect phone to buy for his girlfriend. I was like connecting dots~Girl,present~means bears or flowers! "Get her a bear,plush toys are the best!"

Sorry Keith,I wasn't really paying attention cos I was watching anime while talking to you.

I call it the food in mouth disease...ugh!!!!Previously I was working in the computer fair and was modeling for a certain brand (sorry name excluded) I'd like to call brand A.I was walking past brand B everyday I had to go to work in the event so it sort of stick to my mind. While answering a certain question by an interested visitor, he took my photo and asked, "what brand are u representing?" "brand B!"

Now I won't be surprised if the boss of Brand A ain't hiring me next event.

Having a Blurt out whatever I see syndrome simply proves I need to start thinking properly before I speak. I tend to say out whatever I was thinking and that proves terrible fatal. Imagine a detective drama and I was being questioned. If I happen to be watching a detective series the night before I'll have a defense mechanism working and I'll shout "I didn't do it!" before he even tells me what I did.

Damn the adverts and dramas!

Status quotes from FB

You don't have to be a famous person to be able to come up with good quotes or original sayings. Here is a list of collection of quotes that I got from fb statuses that I hope u may find intriguing or at the very least, interesting^^

1.The awkward moment when you type HO instead of HI.

2.My gas tank goes from zero to $30.00 in under a minute.

3.The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with that cow?

4.Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman.

5.Why don’t you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook?

6.Walk into a spider web and see how fast you turn into a ninja!

7.How come people on planes think it's ok to put there elbows into your seat and to not wear deodorant. Seriously I dont want your arms touching me and I dont want to smell you.

8.For those who thinks a womans place is in the kitchen, just remember...thats where the knives are kept.

9.Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger.

10.I won't delete u so that my friends and I can have something to laugh about when v run out of brainless conversations.