I am Natlely

I am Natlely

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

what sort of food do you like?

Dear readers,

Do you like food? Are you a lover of superb tastes and bursting flavours? Are you just like me?

You have come to the right post. I am a food Lover. And when I say lover, I mean all out 100% in love with anything with superb tastes.

That explains y my diet plans will always go down the drain on the second day.

As I write this now, I am currently awaiting dinner. If you are reading this, let me make you hungrier than u'll ever be in ur life haha.

The first person who invented pizza should be given a title and elected president of tasty food association. I read in the encyclopedia for young adults that pizza originated from mexico and it used to only be laid with cheese and tomato. It's one of the cheapest food around and the tastiest.

I'd be very surprised if somebody tells me they don't like fish and chips.

Who the hell can resist our malaysian delicacy, nasi lemak man?

family cooking...very simple but yet got me as hungry as could be.

I kinda like sandwiches.Peanut butter and jelly, marmalade, pure margarine, cheese and mayo, tuna what not what not.

sushi is every girl's best fren. Yes I agree, but I have a lot of best friends. Sorry sushi.

prawn dumplings are the best.

great indian delicacy.


Chinese food yummy!!!


I really love pizza.



Well until next time, Au Revoir babes.


Thursday, November 25, 2010

How to Be a Killer Babe~

Admit it...you wanna be sexy,you wanna be cool and most of all you want attention...

You've come to the right blog. (BTW I'm not sexy,cool or beautiful, but I do want attention so I thought I'd share with you my thoughts on the whole hype about being sexy)

I would like to share with you, dear readers, on how to be a killer babe.



Be Comfortable in Your Own SKin...


trust me, nothing is more awkward and stupid than being with a girl that is so uncomfortable in their own skin that they keep running back to the topic that they're fat..or unattractive or that they are unhappy with their bodies.

Try to focus on the flattering parts of your physique...like your full lips, cute dimples or even sweet freckles. When ur confident with yourself, ppl will notice it and they will appreciate ur confidence too.

You don't have to be a Babe for Anybody...

Pls always tell yourself that ur not going to be a babe for anybody else. You're doing it because you're doing it for urself. You want to be proud every morning when you look in the mirror.You want to feel good about your own appearance and mental state. Naturally, you will start being a babe by having the right set of mind.

You Do not have to expose your skin to be a Babe(if it makes you uncomfortable)

I myself find that ppl who are the sexiest are probably not the ones that dresses up the sexiest.

Stop being a nasty Bitch.

Trust me, if you're the sweet nice and pleasant girl you have always been, ppl will start to notice and will naturally be attracted to you. So be your self. It will work.


Your posture

How you carry urself and stand could either put u into the slumpy category or the sexy category.

Stand straight and proud, walk with a purpose. These are the only and sole tricks of a new you.

Dress up for a real sweetheart...

You are naturally beautiful if you know how to carry urself in the right dresses.

If you have long legs...do wear jeans, slacks or A shape dresses. They make you look tall and slim which accentuates ur height.

If you are short, be cute. Dress in short skirts, cute pumps or even high waist stuff cos they make u naturally taller and sweeter.

there are just too many ways to dress but the most important thing is be urself and love urself. NOthing is more of a babe transformation that that.

U guys have a nice day. Muaks=*

Friday, November 19, 2010

Sure Fire Ways to Gain some attention

If you lack a little in the attention department, here are some ways to make people instantly look at you...

get a shark suit and swim around during peak seasons at the beach...
work out and get some abs...or you could draw some on.Walking around on the street half naked might also do the trick.
do some stretching exercises and pilates in open spaces

wear this dress.

get some studs

grow some boobs

No words needed

wear this.

Informative?Well u could always walk around the city with a shirt like thisThis will work like a charm=)

some ppl that I'd gladly slaughter and throw dog shit at

Have you guys, dear reader, ever been to a library? I'm sure most of you had.

And have you ever seen this sign?

It doesn't take a genius to figure out that it means keep quiet.

Just in case some of you that are not so familiar with library rules, you're supposed to be quiet for the benefit of others when you're in the library.

The week before last, I'd suddenly decided enough was enough, and that I had to get my lazy ass to the library and read Land Law. Notice how intimidating the words become when it is mentioned. Anyhow, these sudden revelations would not come all that often. It takes a very vast amount of will power to be able to muster up the confidence and courage to take that first step into the library.

When I got there, I have chosen to study in one of the cubicles to shut out all human communications and make love to the subject.

Then a group of students that should have been selling curry puffs instead of studying in my college walked into the library and took up seats at a table directly behind mine. Of course, as the events unfolded itself...I must have missed out on the memo that that day was the International Students' Conference and they're trying to update each other on the status quo.

I say this because there were numerous ethnicity at the table and they have all decided to talk together simultaneously so that everyone knows they're there.

The two indian girls were then discussing some movie that their hero acted in and how handsome he seemed to be. The Chinese boy decided it was a great time to show off his new hairstyle and shared his saloon haircut process with his Indian classmate. The Malay boy was listening to the Indian girls' discussion and decided to join in and asks who the hero was.

The Chinese girl at the table thought that it was an appropriate time to do a survey for her Business course and started asking them something about travelling with intense tones on where they'd go to save expenses and how. ONE BY ONE.

Some of the students started to get annoyed and some cleared their throats. However, our group has decided to stop listening to the others and were freestyling.

One of them left for the loo and it was momentarily silent. Until the girls decided it was time to suddenly break into song. They were actually serenading each other.

This International group was really one step away from getting their asses kicked. Hell, singing and humming ladies were now trying to do some choir practices.

Arrrhghhhhhh.

I am telling all of you, Singing Ladies, Hairstyle Boy and Survey doing Bitch, if I ever see you again I will kidnap each and every one of you, lock you into a slaughter house and dump fresh feline and canine shit at your feet with a bag load of rodents so they may crawl all around your stinking feet and hopefully shut your fucking mouths from talking too damn much.

Once and for all, the library is for quiet studying or quality me time and not for any strange ideas to do surveys or hold conferences as well as testing your vocal chords.

Beware, you group of curry puff selling human fecal matter...I will and definitely guaran damn tee to mess you up real good if you ever try to step into my territory with your lame excuses for spending your miserable excuse of a life in the library trying to relate with each other your young adult lives.

Excuse moi for my language and swearing.

Au Revoir. Till the next time we meet.


Thursday, November 18, 2010

Some Lame Pick Up lines and lamer actions

I know the title seems very bitchy...but I am somewhat very bitchy when I want to be.

These are some of the situations that I find some dudes will use any sort of pick up lines in any sort of situations...on any person...u,her, or me.

They come in any shapes or sizes and will say anything that they think are witty or funny...did they actually think that this works?

Good Lord...they need salvation.

1. "Wow, you are so beautiful...are you a model?"

Okay,this is very flattering on certain days when i'm all made up to go to a ball or dinner party...but at the exact occasion I was late for my class and had forego combing my hair all in one shot. There was no way I was hot or anywhere near beautiful with my face all wrinkly and puffy as I'd just climbed off the bed and rushed all the way to school. I'd stopped myself from going there wearing my jammies.

2. "Ni hau Ma...is that correct?Oh you're local Malaysian, apa khabar?"
Said to me by a foreigner that later on told me his hotel room number.

Dude, I'm Malaysian chinese, and yeah we can speak a hell of a lot of languages so don't treat us like we're living on top of some trees okay?

3. ".........................................."

this dude didn't have to say anything. For the whole occasion he'd been staring at nothing but my boobs while I was explaining the products to him.

4. " Are you mixed blood? I'm mixed blood too, I'm part Japanese and part Chinese,"

Dude, if you're a mixed then you probably am a failure of the whole process of the gene pool...I am part nyonya and part chinese, but I'm totally Malaysian and a chinese.I look like nothing other than a Malaysian. WHatever you said actually made me feel kinda humiliated because you seem to think that only mixed blood types are good looking=.=!!!

5. "Is my body nice? I train everyday in the gym and dance aerobics too,"

I was like...so?

6. "If you don't give me your number, It's hard for me to explain to my fren,"

This guy actually started to pull my arm in the club and forced me to give him my number. I told him... "Fuck off, or I'll report you,"

Guys will do anything won't they?

BTW guys, I know a lot of gentlemen out there so this is not a discriminatory post. Sorry for offending any parties as I don't mean to do that at all.

The next post will be on silly girls I met all this while. Fair, no?

LOL thanks for reading and hope that you will follow me if you like my posts=)

Monday, November 8, 2010

My YOYO weight=)

My weight has always been fluctuating up and down since I was a primary school kid with really bad teeth and glossy dark raven hair. Just in case u want to know...I had a terrible weight problem. Yep (true story) I was a pretty fat kid. When I was at a weigh in during primary six...I was a whopping 60 kilos!!!! Surprised? But that's all in the past.

Somehow, when I reached secondary 4, I started to lose weight dramatically. My school uniform wouldn't fit anymore and most of the clothes I used to wear became my jammies. At the end of the school year I was a 47kg teenager with some acne problem.
When I was in tertiary 6th...I was like a skeleton at 45kgs, there was once when my dad was coming to pick me up from school, he asked me if I was anorexic or something. He told me I was flat like a piece of cardboard (ouch!!!pretty painful coming from ur own dad).
I'm not too short and not too tall...just of average height at 165cm (my height from secondary school,not sure if I'd grown or became a midget over the years). You can guess I must have looked like a real Halloween treat on two candy sticks. Not particularly appetizing at that.
My weight wouldn't go up no matter what I ate. And boy, I ate a LOT. I'm a snack junkie. Anything from cheezels, ruffles, choki choki or even carrot sticks, I'll wolf em down.
I'm talking about two meals a day with snacks and appetizers in between. My mom told me I can't go on eating like that or my age will slowly catch up with my metabolism. A few years back, I went back home and my brother Ronnie treated my siblings, including me, to some nasi padang. I ate too much, and he scolded me for being a total binge freak....=.=!!!
There was this roadshow I worked in that showcased shades...and as u can guess there was free food to grab for lunch.I ate and ate and ate with another showgirl until everybody started staring at us.
Still my weight stayed the same. However a few months back, the weight thing started troubling me again and I gained a few kilos. As there was a habit that my mom had which involves weighing herself after every bath, I decided to hop on it and it gave me the shock of my life. I was a total heavyweight champion at almost 54kilos!!!!!(horror!!!!)
After that, everything seemed not to fit anymore, buttons popped, zips stuck and shirts give me some squeezing noises!!! HAHAHA. I kinda lost my appetite and cut down my food intake coupled with yoga (Which I stopped doing for a few months) and light exercise. A week ago I had another weigh in as I was donating blood at a donation drive. My weight came down to 51 kilos. A few days ago i weighed again and it got to 49 kilos. Hmmm I wonder if it'll keep going down and I'll be a skeleton by the end of the month.LOLsNatlely Goh