Status quotes from FB

You don't have to be a famous person to be able to come up with good quotes or original sayings. Here is a list of collection of quotes that I got from fb statuses that I hope u may find intriguing or at the very least, interesting^^

1.The awkward moment when you type HO instead of HI.

2.My gas tank goes from zero to $30.00 in under a minute.

3.The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with that cow?

4.Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman.

5.Why don’t you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook?

6.Walk into a spider web and see how fast you turn into a ninja!

7.How come people on planes think it's ok to put there elbows into your seat and to not wear deodorant. Seriously I dont want your arms touching me and I dont want to smell you.

8.For those who thinks a womans place is in the kitchen, just remember...thats where the knives are kept.

9.Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger.

10.I won't delete u so that my friends and I can have something to laugh about when v run out of brainless conversations.