I am Natlely

I am Natlely

Friday, July 27, 2012

Disgusting Exotic Food

Dude if you ever subscribe to Astro,make sure u do not tune in to AFC when they're airing the exotic food segment. That's like the worst timing ever.

And before I go on, I'd like to tell the readers of my blog to please not state ur opinions here if they're rude. Btw, I know some of you are gonna say things like "Ahh, but u eat chicken and they bring a lot germs,diseases and some other shit, so what differences do a cockroach or lizard makes?" Dude, if they're so good and u think u wanna try it,please feel free to cos the rest of us conservative eaters would like to stick to our own dishes.Besides, just in case you'd like to comment, I don't take poultry,red meat; only fish and certain types of seafood. Reason? I can't stand the taste and smell after some time. Don't ask me why, I don't really know.

The cockroach deals in Japan.


I switched on to the AFC channel while they're airing dining with death segment. Worst thing ever to happen.
There were this couple of japanese housewife and husband. As the above suggest,they're into cockroaches. I don't know about the rest of you but I have developed a great phobia for these nasty bugs.

One ever walks past me and u'll see me scrambling for help, sometimes screaming sometimes totally mum because my throat just constricts itself.
that's a real phobia ok...check it out.

Anyway, this couple, the husband was raring them. Crazy!!! they were crawling all around his boxes with egg crates.Damn it!He was feeding them too like how he would a chicken.Man, are u serious?A cockroach farm???

The worst part?the preparation. They were frying them and shit. Putting them on tofu and adding soy sauce. Dude, u need to see a doctor.

Then's when it got me really offended. These guys were decorating the cockroaches on carrot slices. Ok, let me get this straight, why does he think that putting cockroach pieces on carrot slices would make them any more tastier than it already is? It's not like bug with carrot slices would make a better dish than just bug itself.

Im like...fark!!!!Goosebumps were breaking everywhere because of it.

Then there's the other thing...

Ratz in Vietnam



My dad will be so skirmish if he ever saw this. Like some of us, he's developed a phobia for rats. Fortunately for me, I actually find them very cute.Which was what makes us both ponder the same thing "Why the hell would they wanna eat ratz??"

Dude, rats were eaten because there's war, or some shitty event where food were scarce. Does last option make no sense to you? How are they making it into delicious and sought after meals now?

I'm sorry, I don't really care what u think but dude, I'm not eating a rat.I'll eat a tree bark before I start on any rodent feast.

Anyway, it's up to you to think about this whole thing.I'm not really interested in whether they're good for u or scrumptious or what...so if ur an exotic food lover, u might wanna try these out. Don't count me in cos I'm not interested, as mentioned above.

Adios!

Monday, July 9, 2012

Why Divorce?

Why Choose Divorce?

Some times I wonder why couples go through all those hardships and financial hurdles to get married and yet they get divorced. Worst still, some couples get through marriage preparations actually contemplating divorce such as signing prenuptial agreements.

Note:Just in case ur not hollywood savvy, it simply means in my own words that couples sign pre marriage contracts stating one or the other would not ask for certain shares in property owned by the other.

I call divorces the road of no return.

Let's face it, divorce is an ugly thing. Look at Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. If ur famous, it makes things even more complicated with the media breathing down your neck. However, I'd like to focus more on this phenomena of divorce on a small scale level.

Emotional Downpour

Getting a divorce may seem very very easy or yet very very complicated. Divorce procedures vary from country to country. However, the main point is that divorce can get ugly. Whether it's easy or complicated would not really matter much when it comes to the emotional problem you're going to face in divorce.

Most people going through divorce wants an easy way out of their troubles. They fight a little, each hurled emotional and aggressive criticisms at each other and without thinking, they might just shout out divorce. So for a spur of the moment anger, you're actually breaking a vow you made to yourself, to god and to your partner. You go through the ceremony and marriage promising that you'd love your partner, go through every hardship there is to endure and still be with each other. So what happened?
Is all the emotional breakdown with nosy relatives, family explanations and cold legal procedures really necessary?

I'm probably a very hypocritical person. I am afraid of marriage. I think it is a great risk taking.I am not ready to take the leap because I'm not confident with myself. I've been through very bad relationships and it made me realize I am probably not emotionally ready to let another person promise me that he will love me forever and keep it. I think I'm not perfect and I'm far from it. How is it possible that someone will love me forever if I can't even promise myself that I'd love myself forever?

Even though that's the case, I try to think positive that I'd be ready. I think I'd manage to be someone nice and good enough to be able to receive the love of someone who genuinely loves me and keeps his promise. 

I really hope that you will too, if you're reading this.

Quiet Days

You'll probably have back your freedom when you're divorced. You may have a lot of time to think over your life and change it. You may even make it big too. The only problem is that you need time. Imagine that you've been so used to someone being there in your life that suddenly losing it was quite different. You don't have someone thinking about you and whether you were safe anymore when you're not at home. You don't have someone including you in their dinner plans or movie nights when you haven't been asked. You don't have someone to be angry over when they forget important dates.

I enjoy my freedom and I hate it when my boyfriend take that away from me by acting all jealous or controlling. However, I also appreciate the fact that he treasures me enough to put me as a top priority of his. I also like the fact that he worries about me when I didn't answer the phone or that he couldn't see me on time. Nothing is nicer than having someone there to worry about u. Some of us have more and some of us have less, but having is better than not.

Don't be hateful

I know completely well that some of you who may have stumbled on this blog by coincidence will think, she doesn't know what she's writing about at all. A lot of people go through divorce for various reasons. It's not always about wanting to be stubborn over fights.

I understand that. 

I know that there are many things that could break a marriage. There are also various reasons to break a relationship. I'm only concerned with those that are married which really divorce for very flaky and shaky reasons. Reconsider it because divorce is ugly. It is never nice.

For those that are in abusive relationships where your partners never change, please get out of it. After all, divorce is there for a reason. 
Anyhow, I really hope that for those that are married that you will work it out. Because you made a promise to the world that you'll go through hardship through your union through. You also made that promise to your partner. Most important of all, you made it to yourself and you should always keep a promise that you made. 

Friday, July 6, 2012

The one that wouldn't stop expressing him/her self. Gender bias non existent

It's been a freaking long time...since I last sat down and actually blogged my ass off.

So this is about me doing one of my usual rants on daily happenings. U know what, I've been so caught up having a sedentary lifestyle right now that I find myself thinking, dude I gotta write something cos my awesome blog's going to keel over one day from lack of attention its pretty  owner was giving it.


I just wanna rant..because my life is filled with idiots who want to express themselves (courtesy of my dad, who owns the copyright to my family's genes on sarcasm), when their opinions or lack of knowledge really gets to me on a personal level.


I don't know if u've met these general idiots (or at least what I call them), but they are the cream of the crop.


U see, these idiots cannot hold their tongue when they think they know something. They just have to express it out. The best part of it was that I have friends of both genders whom I'd like to call "Mr and Ms know it alls, who actually don't"


There was this one guy~whose name I omitted to mention for personal reasons...which I really don't get. What is this obsession with being right all the time? Dude grow the fuck up!!!!!!!!




Our good friend is the most annoying person on earth when he speaks or tries to show his "intelligence" which is not really very intelligent on any scales.

The best part is the way he seems to want to show u he knows every topic on earth.
Let me give u this hypothetical situation where good friend M tries to outshine the rest.
Say you have intellectual knowledge/ personal experience/ ample studies back up on whatever you're telling them. This good friend will start his stupid rant by saying "It's not like that lah~it's actually like this and that~"
Ish!!!!!!!! Dude, please~ don't be acting like you're very smart when ur not. If I were you, I'd shut up and listen. Take it as an opinion whether u believe it or not. You intellectually challenged moron.


Actually, I have a load of situations where I'd feel like blowing my top when he demonstrates his "intelligence" but somehow, I kept myself in check and watches as he makes a fool of himself. Trust me, people who don't take advice when it's needed (in his case, super needed) is worth u looking at him and making fun of him behind his back.

Then there's this chick who thinks very highly of herself.
How high? Very effing, stupidly, mentally challenged sort of high, y' know?


What is the problem with her? I don't actually know. The kiasu level is freaking epic. I actually thought she might suffer a nervous breakdown if she doesn't get a chance to say the exact opposite of what u just said.
If u ever want to say something that u really know, avoid at all costs from saying it in front of her. Because she'll be sure to tell u she has been through the same thing when it's completely different and make the story all about her. It's pretty much like teaching a teacher how to teach when ur a student.

I wish I could make this post longer so I can trash them but hey, I'm supposed to be doing my yoga now. So adios peeps!

Monday, July 2, 2012

Vampy Alert~

What prompted me to start writing about vampires?
a)probably because I was dying on my ass waiting for law firms replying me to offer me an attachment with them,
b)I was obsessed with vamps ever since I was about 12 after watching interview with the vampire and reading a lot of anne rice books,
c)I thought buffy was really cool in my early teens.

Well, maybe a little of each.

So, I'm not really writing this so we could start an argument about whether vampires exist. I'm just merely sharing bits and pieces of what I know about them. Mostly through wiki, websites and movies. most are from vamp lore and fictions.

1)There is an alpha vampire. He is supposedly the 1st original vampire and he was not made but born a vampire. So every other vamps lurking around are his blood.
Copyright of Deviantart.


2)Correction, vamps don't go all sparkly or bling bling like edward in that twilight crap. They are Lords of the Dark and they are very sensitive to light. It causes them major discomfort. Some believe that vamps suffer from a disease called porphyria.They become sickly pale and is extemely sensitive to light.This condition is rare. U can google it if u want more info.


3)Vampires are sensitive to garlic. Well, I'd say vampires would be sensitive to anything that smells bad a whole thousand times worst that us. They're supposed to have super heightened senses. That means they can see way better than us and they could also smell way better than we do. Of course they'd hate garlic. They'd really hate cow dung too.
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4)Vampires are sensitive to the cross. Well there's a technicality here. Actually, what vamps are afraid of would be faith in god. Sorry I'm not a christian so I wouldn't know too much in detail about it. However, I do know that someone that is an atheist or free thinker could carry any holy or religious objects and it wouldn't have an effect on the Vamp.


5)Vampires are good looking. Well...I'd say that would be a point worth arguing. To be honest, vampires stay away from the sun and they suck blood. Wouldn't that make them look very pale and cold, clammy like a frog? They should also develop skin diseases. On the other hand, if they don't look good, how would they lure humans get food right? I guess that's worth thinking about.

  

Anyway,that's all from me for now^^hope u like this post!